Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Hills

Mutants love my food

Must be the uranium

The hills have bacon

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Taste

Is fondant real food?

Mary Alice says it is

My cakes taste like dirt

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Death


Tried my Walmart cakes?


Butter and sugar and spice


Cheap boxes of death

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Mine

New York's first lady?


The title will be all mine


Enforced cocktail time!

Monday, September 28, 2009

Fat

I was a chef stud


Sexed up all the FN chicks


Before I was fat

Friday, September 25, 2009

Tears

Smiling through my tears


I keep repeating myself


They won't let me stop

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Poison

No one likes my food


I have a little secret


I added poison