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Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Hills
Mutants love my food
Must be the uranium
The hills have bacon
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Taste
Is fondant real food?
Mary Alice says it is
My cakes taste like dirt
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Death
Tried my Walmart cakes?
Butter and sugar and spice
Cheap boxes of death
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Mine
New York's first lady?
The title will be all mine
Enforced cocktail time!
Monday, September 28, 2009
Fat
I was a chef stud
Sexed up all the FN chicks
Before I was fat
Friday, September 25, 2009
Tears
Smiling through my tears
I keep repeating myself
They won't let me stop
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Poison
No one likes my food
I have a little secret
I added poison
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