Bags

Bags, boxes and cans

Into the oven they go

You're none the wiser

Love

Oh poor Kwanzaa cake!

I filled you with all my love

What's wrong with corn nuts?

Camera

Camera sees all

Will it not leave me alone?

I'll hide in vodka

Worst

New show is the worst

Food costs were no problem once

Whither cocktail time?

Freckle

Such pale freckled skin

Like ancho chile powder

Am I still a man?

House

Thirty minutes gone

Yet my food is still a mess

My ass is a house

Cheap

Meals have gotten cheap

But my boobs still cost a lot

What will Gordon think?