Ghosts

Ghosts keep me awake

Will I win the next throw down?

Or reveal my lie?

Buried

I'll grill all of you

Who's buried in my basement?

That's Jackie Malouf

Bitch

Food Net is my bitch

I run this whole goddamn show

I'll throw your ass down

Sunk

How low have I sunk?

Chopping onions and garlic

Cocktail time is beer

Shut

I can't stop talking

Please someone help me shut up

My food is garbage

Breasts

My purpose in life?

To cook Italian food

They just see my breasts

Die

I deep fry butter

Eat bacon grease for dessert

So why can't I die?